It's time for the Holidays season again

Yeah yeah, Merry Christmas! Happy fucking New year! And so on.. But what's all the fuzz about anyway?

The only ones who actually enjoy Christmas are stupid little children thinking they got their gifts from Santa Claus. I really like how upset children look when they find out that there really is no Santa Claus. Buuhuuu!! It really fills me up with joy. Oh, and another newsflash: The Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy aren't real either! Go run to your mommy now, you cry baby!

And way too often you get something you dont really like, but you put a big silly smile on your face and force yourself to say: Thank you! in the most trustworthiest way possible. Having fun? Not!

And a lot of people dont get nothing until after Christmas, because that's when the sales start absolutely everywhere. Poor people that have to be giftless until after Christmas eve. But all the children get their gifts on time, because we all know that children turn into pain-in-the-ASS moth*f*ckaz if they dont have their way..

Well, I prefer not celebrating Christmas anymore, it just seems to unnecessary, with all the stress and all those faces not showing any appreciation. Rather spend the whole fucking holidays alone at a hot tropical beach enjoying the summer breeze caressing my winter-hating skin.. And for the New years? Just being with some dear friends, drinking some champagne bottles and smoking some good ass weed, shooting some fireworks up in the sky and having a crazy time together.

Cheers!!

So good

I got a fun sms today, saying:

2nite all women are shaving their pussy in support of OBAMA! NO MORE BUSH! pass the MSG on ladies!

It was really delightful haha

So ladies, you know what to do ;)

Disobedient kitten got locked up

When my cat gets on my nerves by being disobedient, I have the perfect solution...

Who ever thought mini-handcuffs could be so effective?

Father's day today 9th november

Just dropped by my brothers home and left a cake with snickers, for the whole family to enjoy. Yummie!

I also called my father to congratulate him and tease him with the 3 other cakes I have at home. Too bad he doesn't live in Sweden anymore.

And since I woke up too late today I had to take the car to the 'Food and Beverage' show at Stockholm International fairs, so I couldn't try out all the wine, whisky, liqueurs and beer's they offered. But since I dont drink anymore, I just dont give a damn.

Just look at the chocolates in the center... Mmmmmm..

Time for a historical change...

GO OBAMA!!!

So far it seems like Obama will be the next president. And we all hope that will be the case. We dont want grandpa McCain to lead the USA, now do we?

Time for a change.

Vote Obama.

The sweet scent of true love

18th october 2008

We were on a wedding on the 18th of oct. Two of our friends promising to love and care for each other, 'til death do them part. It was a great day and they looked really beautiful together (as always).

It's really strong being together 8 years and still be loving each other. I mean, if that ain't love, what is?

1 down and 4 to go. Who is the next to go down the alter?

If you ask us, no one knows for sure yet ( but maybe it's better that way... )

The sex and the city life will go on for now, I can asure you of that!!

When I finally managed to find a male stripper I had to wax his hairy ass ( and it was soo fun! ). If you´re gonna throw a bachelor/bachelorette party, start planning it in time, not in less than a week like we did ( the stress is just too crazy )... And if you need to wax your ass, just holla!!

Peace 'n Luv, to all of y'all

En dag i klassrummet

Satt i skolan o läraren pratade om det kommande provet vi ska ha. En elev ställer frågan:
- Kommer vi få ha boken på provet?
I samma stund brister halva klassen i skratt. Jag vet inte vilket land eleven kommer från, men man brukar ju ej få ha böckerna med sig på prov. Antar att det gäller runt om i HELA världen. På prov testas vi i våra kunskaper, vad vi har lärt oss. Inte med hjälp av att ha böckerna närvarande (fusklapp, visst, works every time...).
Jag skäms över vuxna människor ibland. Komvux kan ändå va roligt, det är just dom äldre eleverna som skämmer ut sig som bäst.
Men tack för att ni förgyller lektionerna med eran stupidity.

Puckade eller bara... Puckade??

Häromkvällen när jag va på väg hem, gick en kvinna framför mig. Väl framme i korsningen ställer hon sig o trycker på knappen. Det fanns inte en enda bil så långt ögat kunde nå o så långt öronen kunde höra. HALLÅÅÅÅÅ!!!! GÅÅÅ BARA!! Jag själv hade ju redan gått över när jag hörde att det blev grön gubbe, vände mig om o såg att hon (efter en titt åt vänster o till höger) började gå. :O
Är det bara jag som stör mig på såna människor eller var hon verkligen dumbass??
Well well, hoppas du blir påkörd nån dag. DÅ kan du börja trycka på knappen.

The funniest moments in life...

Those of you who really know me, know that I love scaring people

Those of you that dont understand what's so funny, take another look ;)

Well, what can I say... Shit happens!